white cheddar . . . steak fries

so like my dad tend to buy things i would never think of
and, most of the time, the outcome is yummy... today when
he came home he had some chips but not chips and offered me some
and i was like whats the name and he flashed me the front, and i read
WHITE CHEDDAR so i was like ohk , and ate one, then another, and he was cheesing
asking if i wanted more, so i was like what's the name again , and he like
cheddar cheese STEAK FRIES ! i was like WTF ! like why would you give me strak fries
and then my mom later explained it was just the cut of the snack, not actually anything to do with steak , lol . . i've never been so angry at my dad !